[Discussion] Let me motivate you into doing yourself and everyone else around you a favor by finding a sober ride home tonight if you decide to get chocolate wasted.

I know you've all heard it a thousand times, but if you decide to go out and get chocolate wasted tonight, do yourself and everyone else around you a favor and either crash where you're at or call an Uber. Trust me when I say paying for a ride home is way cheaper and less shitty than getting pulled over by the cops and getting charged with a DWI, or worse, because you wanted to roll the dice and try your hand at driving home all fucked up. All it takes is a .08 and your ass is going straight to pound town if you get pulled over. Not to mention how dangerous it is to yourself and everyone else around you. Take my word for it, because I can personally give you a play by play rundown of what happens when your luck disappears and eventually get arrested and charged with a dewie. I can tell you it fucking sucks, and I wish I would have just taken an 8 dollar Uber ride home. Thankfully nobody got injured or worse. I say this in love, that you're honestly an idiot if you decide to try and get home without incident because especially on a night like tonight, there are cops everywhere waiting to light you up and get your drunk ass off the road. Also, remember if you wake up early and try to drive home from wherever you slept at, you're probably still going to be drunk and a risk. If you think taking safety precautions to prevent something from happening is an inconvience, wait and see how much of an inconvenience it will be to spend days in a dirty, crowded ass jail, the possibility of losing your job, your license, all the money you'll be spending, and the mark on your criminal record (Fun fact, DWI charges can never be removed or expunged ever. That means it's with you forever). Not to mention if you kill someone, then you are royally fucked, amigo. That said, please don't feel like I'm saying you can't go out and have fun and party it up. There's absolutely nothing intrinsically wrong with that. Heck, I encourage you to get wasted, do a bunch of drugs or whatever, and enjoy ringing in 2017 with friends and family. Just be SMART about it that's all. Don't start the New Year off by waking up on day 1 in a filthy, overcrowded, dilapidated jail cell with a hangover and the burden of regret, when you can simply take a moment to plan for a sober ride home. Takes almost no effort at all. Love you guys and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Now go get crunk, have fun, and give a big "Fuck You!" to 2016! Stay smart and stay safe y'all!

Submitted January 01, 2017 at 12:23PM by IIIlllIlII http://ift.tt/2iqF7wT